The Year in Douchebaggery

From Cracked.

It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini ... mall!

Another Flashback.... Arnold's Pizza Shop

Here's another one:

Happy Boxing Day!

Hope everyone had a safe Holiday.

Lost

What is that? A lightbulb commercial...

I say jump

I dig on Swine

Train Wreck Wednesday

Everyone loves them...

The Machine Girl

Wow.

At the crossroads of Cedar and Shaft...

Great Prank:

http://www.avenirpublishing.com/
http://www.ddcjournal.com/
http://www.strategizemagazine.com/

Looking for courage

No caption needed.

Worst Daredevil Ever!

This was a real poll found at the QCTimes website. Seriously.


I went there for this sad story.

Always remember rule #1

Trailer Park Boys... fucking Genius

Where's the pitch?

I support my local hooker.

The Lost Seinfeld Episode

This is old but very well done.

Louis CK - The 911 Tapes...

Back after a Holiday Break

My Kind of Feminism

Got something on your face dude

It beginning to look a lot like...

Chernobyl Revisited

They look happy.

KU Bandwagon, All Aboard

Roshambo

And another take on an old game:

"Nobody else was there and he wasn't intoxicated"

Be a lot cooler if he was...

Pink Shirt Guy Reminded Me of Bubb Rubb

God this is a priceless classic.

Pink Shirt Guy

I didn't know about him until I came across this. Big Fan.

True Love

At least they are telling the truth

Nothing Like Your Dealer Having Munchies on Hand

This is bizarre.

Happy Halloween, Part 2

Impressive.

This woman is as stupid as she looks

What is that?

Peer Pressure

It's fun for someone.

Fat Kid on Moped

'Nuff said.

Cop'n a Feel

Jew Treats or Treats for Jews?

From her cold dead hands...

Vin Diesel's Best Performance in Years

OUCHY!

I couldn't embed it but take a look at this video.

Happy Halloween!

Go Gilloly

This is great, thanks Brad.

What's that say?

This is an oldie, but still makes me wonder.

Interesting...

There is actually more to this.

Slump Buster?

Not sure if this is real, but it would be cool if it were

No Shirts No Service (unless you work there)

More pranks from the Improve Everywhere Crew. (Previously mentioned)

Google Just Murdered 411

Suck it you ripoff artists! This is why google will take over the world.

Wow. That's Nebraska

The old pass a beer between cars trick, with a twist.

More uses for duct tape

This is a cool commercial

Now that is going the Extra Mile

Take that Kyle!

This is Why Working Tech Support Sucks

The caller sounds like a serious mouth breather.

Tuck and Roll

Two Reasons I Support Public Media

Frontline - but if you don't catch this PBS gem on TV. Then you should catch it here.

TAL - this is one of Chicago Public Radio's Finest shows. You can stream all of their shows online or podcast. But c'mon, you already knew this.

Don't Jump & Interesting Notice

There's more.

Missing Mitch

Mitch Hedberg

Damn it Frank!

Ring that Bell!

Thanks Mike.

Drifters

Who knows which one

His Mother Must Be Proud

These Guys Make Me Feel Like a Pussy

Bill Callahan Describes the Size of OSU's Cock

It was roughly this big, and fully inserted in our collective asses.

Devin Hester for President

Jesus Christ this guy is fucking amazing. Business as Usual. He's been doing this for awhile.
Disclaimer: I'm a Nebraska fan and fucking HATE Miami. Hester is still amazing.

Learn to Tie Your Shoes

At age 27 I started tying my shoes differently. You should too. (this came up last night while I was getting shitfaced at Charlie's birthday party...) You could also go with this one.

Karate Chop for Jesus

There's more.

Who wants Chinese Food?

Clever prank from our friends across the pond.

I Love Beer

And so do these guys... Now that is a game of beer pong.
I like the effort.

This Kid Wants His Mother-Fucking Change!

Hey Fantasy Football Fans - Vinny Testaverde is Back Baby!

That's the punchline. Talk amongst yourselves.

Maybe Miami should have signed him.

Trent Green Holds Press Conference To Announce Long String Of Vowels

Devin Hester's Ride

The Ocular Penetration Act of 2007

Fucking Onion. God damn you are awesome.

Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007


While we are at it - an excellent Doyle Redland Exclusive.

Baby Talk

The Derek & Simon show is something to check out. This one is definitely one of my faves.

Busted

This isn't a new video - and not exactly SFW. But I can't stop laughing every time I see it. Enjoy (and learn to lock your doors).

Those Commercials Aren't Entirely True...

How do you build a better mousetrap?

Start with infrared beams, a trick floor, and poison-gas dispensers. Holy Shit! It'll even text you once the mouse is dead. Seriously.

It's True

Improv Everywhere

Check these guys out. These NYC Pranksters pull off some sweet missions. Their latest is the MP3 Experience IV.

Cool Shit.

Correction - This WAS my Ticket

Let me add something else regarding this - Since this game is not going to be played you would think that my credit card would just get credited the amount I payed for the tickets. You would be wrong. No, I had to PRINT my worthless electronic ticket and then stuff it in an envelope and mail it to Wrigley Field.
Get Fucked.
UPDATE: Apparently they pulled their heads out of their asses to catch a breath of fresh air.
Still Get Fucked.

Michael Vick stole my pitbulls

This is an older news article - but god damn is it funny.

Now he's after Bill Belichick. Awesome.

Hasn't OJ been through enough? You can't keep a good man down.

Musicovery - this site is pretty sweet

http://musicovery.com/

Bill Murray is awesome - Cubs not so much

Kill Me Now

So this my first post - ever - and I'm compelled to talk about two massive blows to my well-being: the Chicago Cubs and the Nebraska Cornhuskers.

The Cubs - of course they wouldn't win (or make it to) the World Series but c'mon - swept by the D'backs. Get real Chicago - at least win one.

Huskers - Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. I'm going to start telling people I'm from Iowa. Kill yourself blackshirts - Missouri pushed your shit in. Ball state should have beat you. Find a bucket, fill it with water, put your head in it till you see pretty pictures and die.

Fuck sake.