Kill Me Now

So this my first post - ever - and I'm compelled to talk about two massive blows to my well-being: the Chicago Cubs and the Nebraska Cornhuskers.

The Cubs - of course they wouldn't win (or make it to) the World Series but c'mon - swept by the D'backs. Get real Chicago - at least win one.

Huskers - Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. I'm going to start telling people I'm from Iowa. Kill yourself blackshirts - Missouri pushed your shit in. Ball state should have beat you. Find a bucket, fill it with water, put your head in it till you see pretty pictures and die.

Fuck sake.